So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Doctor who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Coldplay, Merlin, Welcome to Night Vale, Harry Potter, and whatever else I feel like.
Thank you, Matt! - (1/?)
Matt Smith, The Eleventh Doctor.
1 January 2010 - Until the end of time.
Realms of Middle Earth
All twelve of them!
No sir, all thirteen!
THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
do you guys remembered that fucking spinoff show where they were like superhero dancers or something?
Yeah, that show was the shit.
Benedict and Martin at the European premiere of The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug in Berlin. (x)
Are we really going to turn Jim Carrey’s version of the grinch into a dramatic self loathing post
don’t cha wish your vessel was hot like mine
shut the fuck up you killed kevin
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
that last one
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTASY?
DOOO WEE OOOOOO DO WE DOOOOOOO